This slays me every time.
Chill guy, looking for friends, maybe more…
I have an awesome dog.
Not looking for anything serious…
I love junk food, yoga, loose leaf tea, oversized sweaters, roller blading, cats, Doctor Who, socks, cooking, pillows, family, bolo ties, and soft lighting.
Friendly, witty, shameless.
Always on the go for work.
It’s like “Hot or Not”?” with opportunity attached.
Looking for a nice guy. That’s about it. :)
I’m a community manager, geek, beer lover.
I love adventuring, good food, and live music.
Musician into yoga, sci-fi, cats, wine, and adventures.
I make music.
Another app for Mr. Right Now.
I don’t bite.
Work in tech.
Help me get this lion costume off me and onto your bedroom floor!
I love holes in worn out things.
I make my living off of wine, so drinking can’t be a deal breaker.
Here’s to not being able to initiate hello and terribly awkward conversations!
On vacation. ;)
6’ in height.
Oh, and I’m 6’5.
All y’all tall bitches, I’m 5’6 ‘aight?
Gypsy/hipster/theatre & pop culture nerd/beer queer.
I paint. I sing. I stare. I’m foreign.
I don’t always wear black.
IPAs and Robyn hold the keys to my heart.
Tell me your favorite emoji.
- I'm too old for this shit.
- I'm too tired for this shit.
- I'm too sober for this shit.
- I don't have time for this shit.
I’ve never understood the bullshit adage, “But it’s what is in their heart/their intent that counts.” It just doesn’t make sense to me. How cruel and violent must one be to subsume the suffering of others below the “intent” of another.
Never trust anyone who uses this phrase as a shield for themselves or others.
In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
crawled out 2 chill with @theholymountain
The ’50s were fucked up man.
Black Hole bending light.
this is fucking terrifying
empathy is never a weakness, it’s never unnecessary … ppl have taken to acting like stray rabid dogs — barking snapping foaming at anyone that glances in their direction, trying to pass forced apathy and outwardly-directed self-hatred as strength of character or self-conviction … it’s painfully obvious that you have deep insecurities and no amount of projection is going to hide that